sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
