I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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