at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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