does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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