At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
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