i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
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It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
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I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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