Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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