It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
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Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
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