what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
27 People Confess Their Proudest Fap
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
29 Unspoken Rules Of “Bro Code”
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I think your dad took our porno
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.