if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
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Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
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buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name