Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
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I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
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