I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
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Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
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I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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