I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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