she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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