ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
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I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
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Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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