Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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