yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
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I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
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Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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