I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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