Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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