If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Randomize
