Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
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I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
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My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
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I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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