ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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