she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
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Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
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This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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