My room smells like vodka and shame
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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