I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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