When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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