She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
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I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
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The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
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