haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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