shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
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and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
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There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
be right there i have to get my cape
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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