i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
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