Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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