There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
and you fell through a lawn chair
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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