she kept yelling 'call me bella'
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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