he puts the penis in happiness.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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