When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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