in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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