I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Text me some of your sweat
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