i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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