it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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