Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
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You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
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I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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