at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
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There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
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Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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