too bad you live with your parents still
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
P.S. I can't hear my feet
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
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I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
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You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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