weddingsv make me drug and hornr
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
there is glitter all over my balls
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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