she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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