fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
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If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
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Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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