With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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