An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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