sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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