The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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