his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Im just a social blackout drinker.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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