I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
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Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
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This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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