what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
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