i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
where are you?
Hypothermia
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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