I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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