Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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