Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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